Breaking news: schoolchildren built a huge C4 [censored] in the parking lot of the school and blew it up. The school was destroyed, everyone died.
BREAKING NEWS: student drops can of noble gas in basement, school explodes.
BREAKING NEWS: Reactor Core found in school parking lot. It exploded causing the immediate area to be melted, and all across the state of wyoming, pulses of noble, caustic, and highly ionized gas sweep over the state. School an electrified mess of rubble.
Breaking News: Nobody Cares, Reporter furious, plants DEST Inside School: 67 Dead, 41 Injured
More False Breaking News: Student Makes a Black Hole in the Ground Floor of a Big school. That student was BANNED And [REACTED] from School. 23 Students Survies
BREAKING NEWS: Student Turns Himself into Hamster, And There is no Antidote. The "student" was BANNED From school. Then a New student drinked the Liquid on his desk. The new student was also BANNED from school. Then the teacher with 3 braincells drinked the liquid, The teacher Was BANNED too.
BREAKING NEWS: THE SNOW EXPLODED INTO PROTONS
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Breaking news: Zeus got mad and fired a barrage of lightning bolts at a school, reducing it to nothing but molten rubble