Starts in an alternate early 1940s,with armored mechs having become the main vehichles of war shortly after WWI.Leave name,flag,and color to join.Credit to Coffee for the map
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There must be no localized gravitational anomalies, spatial distortion, physical disorientation, magnetic fluctuations, or measurable tears in the fabric of spacetime capable of attracting outside matter or alerting scientific and government surveillance.
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The spatial transition between the exterior world and the interior of the warehouse must maintain a strict 1:1 Euclidean continuity. Crossing the threshold, doors, or boundaries of the building must be physically indistinguishable from entering a standard, non magical structure.
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and societal development entirely unchanged. The unencumbered legal ownership, legal title, and historical provenance of all items must be established through a newly generated, legally binding, and globally recognized sovereign fiat document or discovery registry created in the exact present moment, perfectly integrated into existing systems without retroactive causal impact.
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The fulfillment of this wish must be executed via an instantaneous, present day creation event that leaves the historical timeline, past events, and the current global state of human technological, economic,
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Even more god damn text to break any loopholes
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ze environmental and magic based climate controls must maintain an atmosphere that is perfectly safe, comfortable, and life supporting for human beings throughout the entire warehouse. There must be no localized drops in oxygen, lethal static buildup, or dangerous pressure differentials in the walkways, aisles, or user consoles. Human interaction with, handling of, and proximity to the items must be entirely free of physical harm, discomfort, or hazardous electrical discharge.
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Each supercomputer system must materialize equipped with a single, clearly labeled, physically safe, and intuitively operated master control switch or button. Activating this single switch must automatically, safely, and correctly sequence all internal breakers, cooling loops, pumps, and master/compute nodes required to bring the system to a fully operational, booted, and usable desktop or command line interface state.
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The zero dollar assessed value applies strictly and exclusively to government levied acquisition taxes, windfall taxes, property taxes, and income taxes at the moment of manifestation. For all purposes involving private insurance, commercial banking, collateral, resale, and asset valuation, the items must possess a legally binding, globally recognized fair market value and replacement value equal to their actual, real world historical and technological worth.
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If the total volume or weight of the safely arranged, cataloged items exceeds the physical or structural limits of the 90,000 square foot warehouse, the physical interior dimensions and structural load-bearing capacity of the warehouse must magically, seamlessly, and invisibly expand to safely accommodate 100% of the materialized items without altering the building's exterior footprint, violating local zoning laws, or voiding any part of the wish.
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Okay cool