"Now, I know this thing's material sheet says it's conductive, but whatever you do, DO NOT spark it. It heats up when it conducts, and at this point it's so dense and radioactive it's basically a frozen azure bomb. Just don't touch it, okay?"
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*touches it with the poles of a D battery* "Okay, seems oka- OHHHHH WHAT THE-"
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* Conversion: 18 trillion metric tons
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it's not BASICALLY a frozen azure bomb, it just is a straight up azure bomb layered under frozen rubidium.